Sitting at the door looking out through the peephole.
My hind legs are aching, I can't hold this position for much longer.
I Jump onto the couch to get a better view out of the window..... nope, still no one there.
How long has it been? when is he coming back?
Why does his wife not seem to care? She has been asleep for hours.
I think I'll go wake her up, after all it must be breakfast time already.
This window is boring, let me try jumping onto the table to get a better look.
Nope, the garden is still just as empty as before.
When is he coming home? it feels like years! maybe even decades.
I am sad, I feel abandoned. My heart is aching.
Yay the front door is open,maybe he's out there, in the garden. Run, run, run like the wind.
Dammit the front gate is closed and still he has not returned.
May as well run around the garden and get some exercise while I'm here.
Oh look a cat........
Tired now....need a nap.....
I'm up. I'm up...is he home? where is he? oh that's just the post man. How disappointing.
May as well give him a little scare...
When is is he coming home? Is he coming back?
Ooh what's that shiny thing on the floor there? is it a ball?....
Nope it's just a spoon.
When is he coming home? Why has he left me? Did I do something wrong?
WHY WHY WHY *whimper*
He's home!!!!!!! He's Home!!!!!!!! oh thank goodness, I was so worried. I thought you were gone forever.
Don't ever leave me again.
The mind of your dog when you go to work.